This is the thing that is in my bathroom from the hours of four to five in the morninig. If I need to use the bathroom while he's there , I've learned to hold it in. When I can't hold it, I've learned to make good use of the empty Pepsi liter bottles in my kitchen.

If I run out of bottles, the kitchen sink is always available. I've become a good aim considering that I'm half asleep when I'm taking care of business.